Goodbye Adelaide, Wassup Melb
by Des
Adelaide, 2007 - The notorious gang known as 'eeenoobs' today lost 2 of it's member. The Bonnie and Clyde couple; beautiful(not so) Stephanie Chong, aka 'Stephy' and the handsome (also not so) Kelvin Yap, aka 'Kessi'. The remaining members of this closely knitted gang were reported to have congregated at the airport for a final farewell at wee hours in the morning due to intense scrutiny. The members sighted were Jininho, Kangtona, Danni and Danna
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Sources reported that a new member, known as only 'Bunnie' were sighted. Police are still gathering information about this suspect and is suspected to have a close link with one of the 'eeenoobs' top ranking official. The proximity of the link is undefined.
Although their numbers are diminishing and lesser activities, this group is still classified high on the wanted list. However, the departure of Bonnie and Clyde to Melbourne will be a big blow to the morale and will be sorely missed since Stephy is the ONLY girl. Intelligence has gathered that Kessi will be working as a Graduate Electrical Engineer with an engineering consultancy in Melbourne while Stephy will be a certified 'domestic executive' .
It has been rumoured that Stephy, though claiming to be strong hearted, was sobbing uncontrollably in the aeroplane although no photographic evidence was available, sadly. Nonetheless, the sombre mood was evident, and sadness beneath the happy facade.
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According to witnesses, Danny WFT (aka Dani,Da Vinci,Coleman Jr.) was wheelchair bound having sustained an ankle sprain in a bloodbath futsal match. Our prayers for his speedy recovery.
Sources from CIA reported that a dinner was organised in one of the member's hideout. Intelligence has gathered that Stephy cooked a splendid Pasta al Penne with super cream topped with smoked salmon, mashed potato with french onion gravy, and Mussels with some super nice broth. Quoting from a member,"the presentation was excellent but the taste..ermm". Nevertheless, it was a success though the dinner started at 11:30pm.
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Finally, a DVD of this infamous group containing pics and grad videos has been produced by Kangtona and have been receiving rave reviews. (Rated 18SX). Like so many good things in life, it has to end. As a new phase in life dawns, armed with sweet memories and lasting friendships, let us make a positive impact to this world. Life impact. The University of Adelaide.
Reuters 2007. All rights not reserved.
Adelaide, 2007 - The notorious gang known as 'eeenoobs' today lost 2 of it's member. The Bonnie and Clyde couple; beautiful(not so) Stephanie Chong, aka 'Stephy' and the handsome (also not so) Kelvin Yap, aka 'Kessi'. The remaining members of this closely knitted gang were reported to have congregated at the airport for a final farewell at wee hours in the morning due to intense scrutiny. The members sighted were Jininho, Kangtona, Danni and Danna
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Sources reported that a new member, known as only 'Bunnie' were sighted. Police are still gathering information about this suspect and is suspected to have a close link with one of the 'eeenoobs' top ranking official. The proximity of the link is undefined.
Although their numbers are diminishing and lesser activities, this group is still classified high on the wanted list. However, the departure of Bonnie and Clyde to Melbourne will be a big blow to the morale and will be sorely missed since Stephy is the ONLY girl. Intelligence has gathered that Kessi will be working as a Graduate Electrical Engineer with an engineering consultancy in Melbourne while Stephy will be a certified 'domestic executive' .
It has been rumoured that Stephy, though claiming to be strong hearted, was sobbing uncontrollably in the aeroplane although no photographic evidence was available, sadly. Nonetheless, the sombre mood was evident, and sadness beneath the happy facade.
(insert picture)
According to witnesses, Danny WFT (aka Dani,Da Vinci,Coleman Jr.) was wheelchair bound having sustained an ankle sprain in a bloodbath futsal match. Our prayers for his speedy recovery.
Sources from CIA reported that a dinner was organised in one of the member's hideout. Intelligence has gathered that Stephy cooked a splendid Pasta al Penne with super cream topped with smoked salmon, mashed potato with french onion gravy, and Mussels with some super nice broth. Quoting from a member,"the presentation was excellent but the taste..ermm". Nevertheless, it was a success though the dinner started at 11:30pm.
(insert pic)
Finally, a DVD of this infamous group containing pics and grad videos has been produced by Kangtona and have been receiving rave reviews. (Rated 18SX). Like so many good things in life, it has to end. As a new phase in life dawns, armed with sweet memories and lasting friendships, let us make a positive impact to this world. Life impact. The University of Adelaide.
Reuters 2007. All rights not reserved.
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